LULU: 

Ever hear your darkest secrets whispered back to you? Lulu probably leaked them between mirror glances and mascara touch-ups — a phone in one hand, a metaphorical knife in the other.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

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LULU'S TESTIMONY:

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Int - Interrogation Room - Day

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LULU

This better be quick. I'm like already bored.

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INVESTEGATOR

Elsbeth was a family friend, right?

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LULU

 Yeah. We were close.

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INVESTEGATOR

What happened at the theater, Lulu?

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LULU

So, Elsbeth’s show was over—thank God, because

ballet is basically just foot torture with tutus

—and I was headed backstage to say hi. And

then BAM—there she was. Center stage, dead with

bullets surrounding her. It was giving total psycho

vibes.

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INVESTEGATOR

Did you see anyone else?

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LULU

Oh, yeah. Someone who looked like a walking

anti-hairbrush commercial with a shaggy red mane.

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Beat.

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LULU

She stormed out, all huffy and arrogant. Like she

was too good for murder cleanup duty or something.