Murder Witness #5:
Anush the Armenian Baker
ANUSH:
If flour were currency, Anush would be the wealthiest Armenian alive—she kneads your fate into sourdough and decorates your downfall with buttercream roses.​
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ANUSH'S TESTIMONY:
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Int - Interrogation Room - Day
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INVESTEGATOR
So, Anush, you were there to deliver catered food for Tori’s
party the night she was… found?
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ANUSH
Found? She was hacked up like dough for lavash, I heard.
I saw blood oozing from under her door, I panicked, and ran —
no one tells you how to handle this when you're just trying to
deliver pastries.
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INVESTEGATOR
You allegedly saw someone outside the building?
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ANUSH
Yes. A woman. Weird as hell. Brown bob haircut that
looked like she styled it with a whisk. She was holding a toy train
like some creepy train lady from a psychological thriller. She
was staring at me—no blinking, just this… creepy smile. She had
crazy red marks on her hands too.
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INVESTEGATOR
Could it have been something harmless like jam?
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ANUSH
Jam? I’m a baker. I know the difference between
Jam and freaking blood. Trust me, that was not a baking
accident. I bake for a living, not solve crime theories,
but yeah, this wacko train lady had to have had
something to do with this murder.

